Todays meltdown is brought to you in part by stair and asphalt. Not just any stair, but the stair you never see coming because you forget it’s there. Then followed up by the asphalt that jumps up and bites you in the face after you miss the forgotten step. This morning started off like two chickens chasing their tails. Well, chickens don’t really have tails. Mini me was up having her own moshpit in her crib, followed by objects being chucked out at incredible speed and with relative accuracy. Nothing like getting hit in the face with an empty...