At one point in time I bought a maternity pillow to help with my many sleepless nights. It didn’t really help my last three months of pregnancy because I was the size of a small two-legged whale. However, now it’s mainly used for biology hates me monthly visitor. This mornings 5 am greetings were luxury of my 10-year-old, yelling at his teammates in Minecraft about blowing up his house and how they better put it back. Why is he up at 5 am anyway? He went to bed at 9 pm. I yelled at him and quickly went back...
At one point in time I bought a maternity pillow to help with my many sleepless nights. It didn’t really help my last three months of pregnancy because I was the size of a small two-legged whale. However, now it’s mainly used for biology hates me monthly visitor. This mornings 5 am greetings were luxury of my 10-year-old, yelling at his teammates in Minecraft about blowing up his house and how they better put it back. Why is he up at 5 am anyway? He went to bed at 9 pm. I yelled at him and quickly went back...
Leave a Comment
Elmo Made My Toddler Meltdown
January 15, 2019 in Toddler Meltdown, What is LifeThis morning was just like any other morning in my house. Hellbird came back to cawk at my window, except this time it wasn’t ready for the shoe I chucked at it. I didn’t hit it to my dismay, however, I had to walk...
Battle of Wills: Toddler Tantrum vs 10 Year Old Tantrum
January 14, 2019 in 10-year-old Meltdown, Toddler Meltdown, What is LifeHave you ever seen a toddler throw a tantrum at their 10 year old brother, and then their 10 year old brother throws a tantrum because their sister threw a tantrum? No? Neither have I, until today and it was unlike anything I have...
OH! Hey There Stairs
January 13, 2019 in Adulting Fails, Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeTodays meltdown is brought to you in part by stair and asphalt. Not just any stair, but the stair you never see coming because you forget it’s there. Then followed up by the asphalt that jumps up and bites you in the face after...
The Bathroom Meltdown
January 12, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeI’ve officially come to the conclusion that my bathroom is a complete and utter death trap for me. Doesn’t matter what I’m trying to do, it always manages to almost murder me. Tonight was absolutely no exception to this. The only difference–I had my...
The Universe Hates Me
January 11, 2019 in Adulting Fails, Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeWhen I tell you the universe had it out for me, boy did it have it out for me. It made me stop and think for a while, what I did earlier in my life for karma to just hop, skip, and jump into...
Hello Pre Puberty
in 10-year-old Meltdown, Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeIt’s supposed to be winter where I live, but it’s anywhere between 50 and 60 degrees currently with lots and lots of rain. Due to it being so warm still, I have this annoying bird that chirps directly into my window every morning at...
The Spider That Wouldn’t Die
in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeIt’s 9am on the dot. My daughters still asleep, so is my son, which is nice because I got to sleep in two whole extra hours, and boy did I need it. I grab my phone and roll over like a beached whale to...
Toddler vs. Chair
in Toddler Meltdown, What is LifeSo there we were, at a complete standoff with Saoirse and the newly bought chair. So why is a chair so important, let alone, so special to this little girl of mine. Well, long story short, we homeschool and this was her brothers brand...
