You would think that blowing bubbles would be an absolute blast. Well at least it should be, right? Enter stage right. My husband’s eyes are lit up like a dewy newborn fawn. I’m immediately on edge because this look usually means, “Hey can I spend a ridiculous amount of money on items I don’t really need but they look cool so I want them,” or “Hey I just had the best idea for the kids ever!” Neither of which turn out in the benefit of my sanity or our children’s emotional well-being. I turn my chair towards him and... You would think that blowing bubbles would be an absolute blast. Well at least it should be, right? Enter stage right. My husband’s eyes are lit up like a dewy newborn fawn. I’m immediately on edge because this look usually means, “Hey can I spend a ridiculous amount of money on items I don’t really need but they look cool so I want them,” or “Hey I just had the best idea for the kids ever!” Neither of which turn out in the benefit of my sanity or our children’s emotional well-being. I turn my chair towards him and... Leave a Comment
Military Moves Suck – Period
June 5, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeAnytime you or your spouse come down on orders, it’s a stressful time. Depending on how long you’ve lived where you have, whether you have a degree or working on a degree, maybe even have the job of your dreams, it gets ripped right...
Mom! A Toddlers First Yell
March 19, 2019 in Family, Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeMy toddler has been talking for quite some time now. Yelling in professional babble tongue. Screaming in dying banshee manner. And above all else, asking for ice in the cutest manner possible. However, with that being said – her screaming, “Mom!” is not the...
Stop Telling Me How To Raise My ADHD-C Son
February 11, 2019 in Family, What is LifeI was tired from all his appointments, beaten from his constant barrage of angry, and mentally exhausted from all his doctors not listening to me and my concerns regarding my son. We just came out of his therapist meeting, and with another diagnosis. This...
The Toddler & The Toddler Poop
February 10, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeMy wonderful toddler, who is 16-months-old, is such a happy loving little ball of cuteness. If she’s not melting down, she’s always ensuring she can get into everything humanly possible. Apparently, this includes, but is not limited to; removing her pants, removing her diaper,...
Things I Wish I Knew Before Marrying into the Military
February 4, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeThe day that I decided my time in the Army was done, my husband — at the time, he was the fiance no one knew about — told me that things were going to be hard. I honestly thought he was joking. I mean what...
The Workout Meltdown
January 29, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeThere was a time where I was pregnant and gained all this absolutely beautiful weight. Well, it was more like I gained a small whale. I guess eating those whole cakes, even though some had fruit, wasn’t the best choice I could’ve made. But...
The Death of My Underwear
January 27, 2019 in Adulting Fails, Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeAs a mother and an adult, I majorly lack in some areas. Especially the arena of self care. Even during my military days, I always took care of others way before myself. I mean I washed my ass and brushed my teeth, but getting...
The Alarm Clock Meltdown
January 24, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeToday’s mommy meltdown is brought to you in part by an overly intelligent 15-month-old and a set of ridiculous lungs. The sun pleasantly peeked through my bedroom blinds, quietly playing peek-a-boo with me as I lay in bed pretending to be asleep still as...
