Pregnancy is an amazing, scary, beautiful, anxiety-inducing, heartburn raging, nine-month rollercoaster ride – for both moms-to-be, dads-to-be, and the family as a whole. After multiple pregnancies, I’ve managed to come up with the top 12 things I wish I knew about pregnancy and being pregnant. 12. Poop…Where Did You Go? Hello, constipation! Due to the beautiful hormone progesterone, the primary culprit that throws your body in a state of confusion during pregnancy, pooping becomes a thing of the past. During the wee months of pregnancy, that nasty little hormone slows down your intestines – resulting in pooping becoming quite... Pregnancy is an amazing, scary, beautiful, anxiety-inducing, heartburn raging, nine-month rollercoaster ride – for both moms-to-be, dads-to-be, and the family as a whole. After multiple pregnancies, I’ve managed to come up with the top 12 things I wish I knew about pregnancy and being pregnant. 12. Poop…Where Did You Go? Hello, constipation! Due to the beautiful hormone progesterone, the primary culprit that throws your body in a state of confusion during pregnancy, pooping becomes a thing of the past. During the wee months of pregnancy, that nasty little hormone slows down your intestines – resulting in pooping becoming quite... Leave a Comment
U-Haul |The Hell, The Never Again
August 9, 2019 in Life, Mommy MeltdownU-Haul, the home name that everyone knows to use when doing any type of move. The company that’s supposed to make your life easier when life is at its most stressful. The company that boasts about all this money back, all this amazing customer...
Military Moves Suck – Period
June 5, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeAnytime you or your spouse come down on orders, it’s a stressful time. Depending on how long you’ve lived where you have, whether you have a degree or working on a degree, maybe even have the job of your dreams, it gets ripped right...
The Mighty Toddler Escape
April 26, 2019 in Family, Life, Mommy MeltdownIt’s 5:30 in the morning and I’m stirred awake by my husbands absolutely beautifully annoying alarm going off in my ear. I man shove him to wake up and shut it off, while trying to maintain some ounce of sleep. He swats my hand...
Anxiety, Children & Military
April 23, 2019 in Family, Life, Mommy MeltdownThere was a time where my oldest at one point in time, decided that going on adventures meant leaving the house at all hours of the day and night. After his first outing, we put alarms on his windows, added extra security to the...
Mom! A Toddlers First Yell
March 19, 2019 in Family, Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeMy toddler has been talking for quite some time now. Yelling in professional babble tongue. Screaming in dying banshee manner. And above all else, asking for ice in the cutest manner possible. However, with that being said – her screaming, “Mom!” is not the...
The Toddler & The Toddler Poop
February 10, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeMy wonderful toddler, who is 16-months-old, is such a happy loving little ball of cuteness. If she’s not melting down, she’s always ensuring she can get into everything humanly possible. Apparently, this includes, but is not limited to; removing her pants, removing her diaper,...
The PreTeen & the Attempted Lifetime Grounding
February 8, 2019 in 10-year-old Meltdown, Mommy MeltdownMy oldest, who’s currently ten, is a tween and going through quite a bought of attitude. It’s so bad, that even correcting the most minor of incidents incites a coup d’etat. God forbid it be a major incident, because correcting that…well let’s just say,...
Things I Wish I Knew Before Marrying into the Military
February 4, 2019 in Mommy Meltdown, What is LifeThe day that I decided my time in the Army was done, my husband — at the time, he was the fiance no one knew about — told me that things were going to be hard. I honestly thought he was joking. I mean what...
