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  • I think my #toddler is broken
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  • They taste like I'm licking #asshole
You're welcome
  • My #20monthsold picked out her own fabric for her pants that I'm going to attempt to #sew. Pray for me now 😭
  • Oh how I love my #toddler.
Not only is every response no...
She's also channeling her inner ninja.
#toddlerescapes 😭
  • He found a turtle while we were doing #homeschool science. I learned the hard way after it bit me...
That turtles run stupid fast.
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#homeschooldays
  • Say #hello to Carly!
She's our #therapycat
One minute she's beating the shit out of you
The next...
She's your heart melting, tear absorbing, meltdown melting snuggle bear
🐱😍
  • When your #toddler discovers sand 😭.
It was in her diaper...
She ate it...
She backwards snow angeled it...
She destroyed it...
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#18monthsold and quirky
  • "I can pull an all nighter!" 45 mins later
😭
  • So. Tired.
  • I'm feeling myself today! It's a good day ❀️

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